Princess Wives http://www.princesswives.com Sharing our thoughts about that "ever after" part Thu, 18 Jun 2015 20:45:29 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.7.5 64218043 Stay Tuned! It’s Finally Happening… http://www.princesswives.com/2015/06/stay-tuned-its-finally-happening/ http://www.princesswives.com/2015/06/stay-tuned-its-finally-happening/#comments Thu, 18 Jun 2015 20:42:21 +0000 http://www.princesswives.com/?p=88 Yup.  The cast already got a makeover.

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Yup.  The cast already got a makeover.

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Monday Mornings, Princess-Style http://www.princesswives.com/2015/03/monday-mornings-princess-style/ Mon, 16 Mar 2015 20:08:14 +0000 http://www.princesswives.com/?p=82 My babies STILL haven’t adjusted to Daylight Savings, lol!  Don’t […]

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My babies STILL haven’t adjusted to Daylight Savings, lol!  Don’t they know I need my beauty rest?  I mean, I was only in that poisoned apple-induced slumber for, like, 20 years!

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Welcome! http://www.princesswives.com/2014/10/welcome/ http://www.princesswives.com/2014/10/welcome/#comments Wed, 08 Oct 2014 18:28:02 +0000 http://www.princesswives.com/?p=27 Sorry for the delay, folks, and thanks for your interest!  […]

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Sorry for the delay, folks, and thanks for your interest!  We’ve gotten sidetracked with little stuff like talking to forest animals and battling all of the evil women in the world who are jealous of our beauty, but, you know, such is our royal lives.

Princess Wives is now set to launch on Monday, October 13th!  In the meantime, please join us on Facebook, Twitter and/or follow our posts on RSS.

Hugs, kisses and tiaras,

The Princess Wives
(Cindy, Ari, Isabelle, Blanche and Mera)

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Princess Thought of the Day: Cindy on Life Lessons for Her Daughter http://www.princesswives.com/2014/03/princess-thought-day-cindy-life-lessons-daughter/ Tue, 25 Mar 2014 23:20:52 +0000 http://www.princesswives.com/?p=66  

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Who Are the Princess Wives? http://www.princesswives.com/2014/03/princess-wives/ http://www.princesswives.com/2014/03/princess-wives/#comments Thu, 20 Mar 2014 22:13:31 +0000 http://www.princesswives.com/?p=61 So just who are the Princess Wives, anyway?  As you’ll […]

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So just who are the Princess Wives, anyway?  As you’ll see, the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills will seem downright normal after getting a peek into the lives of the Princess Wives, who struggle to find their footing in that “happily ever after” part.  The royal cast of this online documentary-slash-princess mommy blog includes:

BLANCHE: Exhausted foster mom to seven high-maintenance dwarfs. She’s starting to regret settling down at such an early age to an older man, especially a stranger who kissed her when he thought she was, um, DEAD.

CINDY: Met her husband through the royal version of The Bachelor –– called The Prince’s Ball — where she competed against dozens of other women for a marriage proposal from Prince Charming. Because the entire basis of their relationship is looks, Cindy has become obsessed with maintaining her beauty — and, therefore, Charming’s interest in her. She’s mostly stuck at home with their 10-year-old daughter, with whom she has a “complicated” relationship, and her crazy stepmother, who now lives with them. Her only confidantes…? Mice.

ARI: Now that she lives her life mostly as a human — without the benefit of constantly swimming as a mermaid — she really struggles with her weight (although she insists on wearing the same sexy clothes that she donned 10 years ago). Terribly bored with her human life, she misses the freedom of the sea and resents her husband, who’s often traveling on business and unavailable to help with their dozens of kids. (She IS part fish, after all, which means laying lots of eggs.) Meanwhile, her husband resents the fact that his father-in-law is always showing up for dinner without a freakin’ shirt.

ISABELLE: A successful book editor with two perfectly lovely children, she secretly fantasizes that her prince of a husband is still a furry, moody, sexy beast.

MERA: The only single gal on the blog, Mera is a professional job- and man-hopper whose only real commitment is winning the gold in Archery at the next Olympics.

Have questions or want Cindy’s recipe for castle-approved pot roast? Contact us at candy@princesswives.com.

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