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Jun 19, 2015 | Filed Under: Miscellaneous Princess Stuff

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Yup.  The cast already got a makeover.

Oct 9, 2014 | Filed Under: Miscellaneous Princess Stuff


Sorry for the delay, folks, and thanks for your interest!  We’ve gotten sidetracked with little stuff like talking to forest animals and battling all of the evil women in the world who are jealous of our beauty, but, you know, such is our royal lives.

Princess Wives is now set to launch on Monday, October 13th!  In the meantime, please join us on Facebook, Twitter and/or follow our posts on RSS.

Hugs, kisses and tiaras,

The Princess Wives
(Cindy, Ari, Isabelle, Blanche and Mera)

Mar 21, 2014 | Filed Under: Featured Posts, Miscellaneous Princess Stuff

So just who are the Princess Wives, anyway?  As you’ll see, the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills will seem downright normal after getting a peek into the lives of the Princess Wives, who struggle to find their footing in that “happily ever after” part.  The royal cast of this online documentary-slash-princess mommy blog includes:

BLANCHE: Exhausted foster mom to seven high-maintenance dwarfs. She’s starting to regret settling down at such an early age to an older man, especially a stranger who kissed her when he thought she was, um, DEAD.

CINDY: Met her husband through the royal version of The Bachelor –– called The Prince’s Ball — where she competed against dozens of other women for a marriage proposal from Prince Charming. Because the entire basis of their relationship is looks, Cindy has become obsessed with maintaining her beauty — and, therefore, Charming’s interest in her. She’s mostly stuck at home with their 10-year-old daughter, with whom she has a “complicated” relationship, and her crazy stepmother, who now lives with them. Her only confidantes…? Mice.

ARI: Now that she lives her life mostly as a human — without the benefit of constantly swimming as a mermaid — she really struggles with her weight (although she insists on wearing the same sexy clothes that she donned 10 years ago). Terribly bored with her human life, she misses the freedom of the sea and resents her husband, who’s often traveling on business and unavailable to help with their dozens of kids. (She IS part fish, after all, which means laying lots of eggs.) Meanwhile, her husband resents the fact that his father-in-law is always showing up for dinner without a freakin’ shirt.

ISABELLE: A successful book editor with two perfectly lovely children, she secretly fantasizes that her prince of a husband is still a furry, moody, sexy beast.

MERA: The only single gal on the blog, Mera is a professional job- and man-hopper whose only real commitment is winning the gold in Archery at the next Olympics.

Have questions or want Cindy’s recipe for castle-approved pot roast? Contact us at candy@princesswives.com.

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